A Poem About Criminally Responsible Broccoli. Funny YouTube video transcription via PechaKucha Grand Rapids.

After discovering PechaKucha through my friend Sue Stauffacher, a local author of children's books, I was very fortunate to be a part of a recent event. 

PechaKucha Grand Rapids is organized largely by Rob and Dan Terpstra. They do an amazing job and are very gracious hosts. For much more background info about PK and how it wound up in Grand Rapids, please see The Rapidian article or my repost of the same.

The bullshit has stopped.

I recently discovered that YouTube somehow offers a voice transcript of the audio. The resulting strings of words are pretty whacked out and do not make much sense. I talked pretty fast during this presentation having not realized just how quickly 20 seconds can go by, so the transcript is garbled and disjointed. It is humorous as well and does not really flow. I took a few of the choice words and phrases from the top and fashioned a poem of sorts.

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one bad thing about nothing

he said it

he, anytime

he, the do-gooder 

and and and and and did you see anything?

citizen, citizen, love all things beautiful

it is seeking the emergency hands 

there shouldn't be tensions

consciousness revolution

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Not so bad really. The power of editing shows its prowess...

Here is the whole text. Very strange strings of words follow:

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0:06cytosine historical resonance president aristede active

0:11one bad thing about nothing

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0:16he said it

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0:28housen

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0:31anytime

0:33and and and and and did you see anything candidate

0:37clubhouse

0:38brian mccarthy

0:40now is the first initial of candidates that

0:45grantham

0:47korea alone

0:49homepage usual

0:51citizen citizen love all things beautiful

0:55it is seeking the emergency hands tensions there shouldn't be an axe

1:03he the

1:22do-gooders consciousness revolution

1:26direct

1:28criminally responsible broccoli

1:31millions towards

1:33as well so it is an outstanding groundswell close-knit community at

1:37large

1:38zero removed but not contact out of the real world not just a minute that

1:42neither of these days

1:45that ten percent

1:47neighborhood

1:49has been to us

1:51eight years

1:53imprisoned

1:54age twenty nine and ten of your life cars rationing

1:57online cabin for a long time alcohol drugs confusion on my sexual orientation

2:02sylvia stilettos

2:06footage this change

2:08we're hearing a lot

2:09formidable should stop two years ago

2:12on very fortunate that my eyes heart and soul

2:15reminder that there is beauty everywhere introduction

2:19connection self-imposed nature

2:22pas communication with joe

2:24knows that i think you're saying

2:26with all that we come

2:28i sell my house ireland

2:30alone

2:31an after-the-fact shit

2:33perception

2:34and all of the world but it was outside our house

2:37i can see the telephone line from china

2:41violet light pricing beauty

2:45super star or similar

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2:49this young girl you know this guy forgets what this and

2:56joined our cities you are not the only options so enjoyable to live by the last

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3:05the status quo

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3:14there is

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3:25really but let me put it exactly what we should be don't know

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3:37how is that when the system which is not responsible for developing long-term

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4:28nato visit

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4:33well all that

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4:58we we integrate into marketable forest fires

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5:07irrelevant very well logos that jim baker told me to sleep disorder

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5:42televisions aggressively using reasonably comes down

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5:49perfection

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5:53back to the source

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5:59this interactions and life experiences film to look for

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6:13that is the only thing

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6:25more beauty

6:26more until at least five three nine oh one reminder

6:30mojitos and shed

6:32and i quote rejoicing as desired dr

6:35everything i do there's no place for fear

6:38fears about fits into a pre-existing

6:41removing fear focusing

6:43criminal society thousands of miles depending

6:48northeast asia truman weeks later

6:51only create our reality your reaction

6:54to anything if she was physically

6:56mentally and emotionally monuments and avenues that was the night was yours

7:01who i am here we did was to be superman's ultimately when you decide

7:06mundu twenty four hours

7:09who both dot all the best

7:11post-season equal size

7:14mason and others in oregon

7:16i don't bother

7:17last year so that's all for hours and hours and hours and hours

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7:27well it like

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7:29took another dive

7:30here's all that

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7:44we must not allow herself to be passive animosity pgs they live in new york more

7:49stand

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8:04today is the realization

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8:12favour anesthesia

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8:31copycat