A Poem About Criminally Responsible Broccoli. Funny YouTube video transcription via PechaKucha Grand Rapids.


After discovering PechaKucha through my friend Sue Stauffacher, a local author of children's books, I was very fortunate to be a part of a recent event. 



PechaKucha Grand Rapids is organized largely by Rob and Dan Terpstra. They do an amazing job and are very gracious hosts. For much more background info about PK and how it wound up in Grand Rapids, please see The Rapidian article or my repost of the same.

Finding the YouTube Interactive Transcript Button
The bullshit has stopped.


I recently discovered that YouTube somehow offers a voice transcript of the audio. The resulting strings of words are pretty whacked out and do not make much sense. I talked pretty fast during this presentation having not realized just how quickly 20 seconds can go by, so the transcript is garbled and disjointed. It is humorous as well and does not really flow. I took a few of the choice words and phrases from the top and fashioned a poem of sorts.

**
one bad thing about nothing

he said it

he, anytime
he, the do-gooder 
and and and and and did you see anything?

citizen, citizen, love all things beautiful
it is seeking the emergency hands 
there shouldn't be tensions

consciousness revolution
**

Not so bad really. The power of editing shows its prowess...


Here is the whole text. Very strange strings of words follow:

0:01did you manage use the capital
0:06cytosine historical resonance president aristede active
0:11one bad thing about nothing
0:13don't usually see anything india
0:16he said it
0:19vacation initiate image
0:23he
0:28housen
0:29the
0:31anytime
0:33and and and and and did you see anything candidate
0:37clubhouse
0:38brian mccarthy
0:40now is the first initial of candidates that
0:45grantham
0:47korea alone
0:49homepage usual
0:51citizen citizen love all things beautiful
0:55it is seeking the emergency hands tensions there shouldn't be an axe
1:03he the
1:22do-gooders consciousness revolution
1:26direct
1:28criminally responsible broccoli
1:31millions towards
1:33as well so it is an outstanding groundswell close-knit community at
1:37large
1:38zero removed but not contact out of the real world not just a minute that
1:42neither of these days
1:45that ten percent
1:47neighborhood
1:49has been to us
1:51eight years
1:53imprisoned
1:54age twenty nine and ten of your life cars rationing
1:57online cabin for a long time alcohol drugs confusion on my sexual orientation
2:02sylvia stilettos
2:06footage this change
2:08we're hearing a lot
2:09formidable should stop two years ago
2:12on very fortunate that my eyes heart and soul
2:15reminder that there is beauty everywhere introduction
2:19connection self-imposed nature
2:22pas communication with joe
2:24knows that i think you're saying
2:26with all that we come
2:28i sell my house ireland
2:30alone
2:31an after-the-fact shit
2:33perception
2:34and all of the world but it was outside our house
2:37i can see the telephone line from china
2:41violet light pricing beauty
2:45super star or similar
2:46trees pages yeah
2:49this young girl you know this guy forgets what this and
2:56joined our cities you are not the only options so enjoyable to live by the last
3:01upheavals models we'll continue to seek answers most north
3:05the status quo
3:07department rules
3:08for change of being movements tons of stuff
3:11do you think this is an evening we hooked up
3:14there is
3:15organizations on uses that was used by me
3:18when i was in prison
3:19controlled methods dies the raw fat and ugly and must change we are
3:25really but let me put it exactly what we should be don't know
3:31there since the five million
3:33developments
3:35uinervtisy several states
3:37how is that when the system which is not responsible for developing long-term
3:41normally
3:42hezbollah position in words and addiction deluge of seventy eight
3:47two small people being smarter than is concerned
3:50get a job to work together
3:53testing trial fashion that or walking wealthy
3:57forbidden last april the detainees hai
4:02played
4:03trying
4:05trying
4:07therefore
4:08a lot of people
4:09this is dangerous stuff in nineteen forty five
4:11credit began presenting worldnet point to the public water
4:16details you know the consulted
4:18there for him by its ability to produce national capitals whichever lyricism
4:23this includes wm
4:25and it hurts the motel
4:28nato visit
4:29japanese wording migration
4:31families the intrinsic
4:33well all that
4:35to her in a system that's helpful
4:38i was a little more conduct nato still lives
4:41neuroticism forgot results successful
4:45alice paul's blog that you've reviewed
4:47complex clear
4:49totalitarian here w
4:51is that they're hot houses have died
4:54ourselves look at the white in assistance reasons and purposes
4:58we we integrate into marketable forest fires
5:02moneyline
5:03presentable and ten years in power
5:06the vatican
5:07irrelevant very well logos that jim baker told me to sleep disorder
5:11millions of people see every year
5:13if you realize that they can choose
5:15visible in plain sight
5:17disease as a joke as a reminder that they have lots of something
5:21in one point two billion catholics was more open
5:25what is it is for you
5:28of more than a natural
5:29hasn't seen a special celebration rose for my because this ensures
5:34accountability represented
5:36is missing the numbers below
5:38finality suits
5:40vintners also
5:42televisions aggressively using reasonably comes down
5:45in iowa
5:49perfection
5:51racist racist line
5:53back to the source
5:55colossal dealers any of the necessity of dissecting
5:59this interactions and life experiences film to look for
6:06beauty obama's that really look different receipt naka bluntly
6:10must continue to question caterpillar fear
6:13that is the only thing
6:14n_r_a_ and that the arkansas boston we are in control of reality only us we
6:19always have everything you have the right in front of us disney movie goers
6:25more beauty
6:26more until at least five three nine oh one reminder
6:30mojitos and shed
6:32and i quote rejoicing as desired dr
6:35everything i do there's no place for fear
6:38fears about fits into a pre-existing
6:41removing fear focusing
6:43criminal society thousands of miles depending
6:48northeast asia truman weeks later
6:51only create our reality your reaction
6:54to anything if she was physically
6:56mentally and emotionally monuments and avenues that was the night was yours
7:01who i am here we did was to be superman's ultimately when you decide
7:06mundu twenty four hours
7:09who both dot all the best
7:11post-season equal size
7:14mason and others in oregon
7:16i don't bother
7:17last year so that's all for hours and hours and hours and hours
7:23resistant
7:24disagrees
7:27well it like
7:28sourcing
7:29took another dive
7:30here's all that
7:32illegality
7:33julian bashing he was not a lot of
7:37vehicles are sympathetic
7:39we must the starter we must not be retrieved by southeast serbia
7:44we must not allow herself to be passive animosity pgs they live in new york more
7:49stand
7:54are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe who they are free
7:59detects life
8:01artisans allahu existence
8:03and that truth
8:04today is the realization
8:06up our own automatons rappers law questioning the status quo about it
8:11later life
8:12favour anesthesia
8:14jenifer fear incomes the evidence
8:31copycat



Comments

  1. Interesting, isn't it. Symbolism ? Euphemism? Any meaning would be accuarate , Perhaps.

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